Issue #2, June 2005
SlackHumour
... On my way home from the University late in the evening today, I was sitting a few paces away from the back of our point-bus. A senior (4th year student), a few juniors (3rd year students), some sophomores and a freshmen were having a discussion on the topic "Should we have girlfriends?". Each one of them was putting across their views and opinions. And when they asked me to present mine, before I could speak, the senior requested with a smirk on his face, "no linux in the answer".
"vi" crashes the whole system
From: "utechmech" Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware Date: 6 May 2005 10:39:41 -0700 Subject: "vi" crashes the whole system When I type the letters vi at root@Administartor # vi to start the vi editor to edit the Xorg config file the whole system crashes giving me a page of '~' symbols. How do you get to the $ prompt when you are at the root@Administartor # prompt?
Subject: Re: Kernel Upgrade Necessary? Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware Date: 2004-11-03 16:37:04 PST dmesg | less less is more, but more more than more is, so more is less less, so use more less if you want less more. -- Joost Kremers joo...@yahoo.com From: CL (c...@xtreamys.com) > Let me rephrase your word. So you are saying more or less is > the same. Except less is more powerful, more is less powerful. Yeah, that's more or less it. Jeffrey --- From: CL (c...@xtreamys.com) But be warned not to use it together or you will get molest.
Russian IT classification of Vodka portions
0.1 l - demo version
0.25 l - trial version
0.5 l - personal edition
0.7 l - professional edition
1.0 l - network edition
1.75 l - enterprise edition
3 l - small business edition
5 l - corporate edition
10 l - home edition
A drink before departure - Service pack
A drink in the morning after a party - Recovery tool
Refection - plugins
Sent by Vano Sinelobov
A computer is like an air conditioner, it stops working when you open Windows.
Giovanni, Registered Linux user #337974
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
Leo (Bing) Whiteway
The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81 m/s2
Davide Bianchi, from a Slashdot.org post
Slackware Linux, because rebooting is for adding new hardware...
Luke M. Vandervort
Linux: Proof of intelligent life on earth
Cooper
If the Linux community is a bunch of thieves because they try to imitate windows programs, then the Windows community is built on organized crime.
The world is bigger than what you see through Windows.